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Bo Pelini’s F-Bomb Serenade to Husker Fans
On September 16, 2013 audio of Nebraska Head Coach, Bo Pelini, surfaced that featured the 6-year head coach saying some rather unsavory things about Husker fans and local newspaper writers for the...
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Bo Pelini’s Gameday Calendar: the Embattled Coach’s Itinerary from 9/21/13
We all know Nebraska head coach, Bo Pelini, is a busy man on game days. But we didn’t know he was this busy. After a tough week of media scrutiny and sincerely, deeply, heartfelt apologies to the...
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“Dazed and Confused” Was Released 20 Years Ago Yesterday: A Lot Has Happened...
One of my all-time favorite movies, Dazed and Confused, was released on this date 20 years ago. It had memorable characters, infinite quotability, a flawless soundtrack and — essentially — no plot to...
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Burnpoetry Exclusive: Taylor Martinez’s Walking Boot Revealed!
Nebraska quarterback, Taylor Martinez, is still struggling to get over turf toe. The nagging injury is threatening to keep him out of the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ Big Ten opening game, this Saturday...
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Burnpoetry/WikiLeaks Collabo: A Secret Online Support Group for Coaches Gets...
Since the hype-machine for the movie The Fifth Estate is fully rolling right now, I thought I’d celebrate all the pasty weirdness of Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, and his mop of ghoulishly white...
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(Re-Release) National Horror Association League Formation: Now With Pictures!
(*Author’s note: as it is nearing Halloween, the Huskers have yet another bye week and since the NFL will be closing sooner than any of us would like to think due to concussion-related woes, I decided...
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(Re-Release) The National Horror Association, Draft Day — Now With Pictures!
Now that we’ve covered the basis of the league and the way in which it will be set up we need to take the next logical step. As I mentioned in the previous post, this newly formed league will have 8...
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Those Little Piggies Went to Market: An Amateur Podiatrist Examines Taylor...
Monday at Bo Pelini’s weekly presser he was asked a lot of questions about the health of Taylor Martinez, the one-time starting quarterback of the Nebraska Cornhuskers. He deflected. He dipped,...
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Burnpoetry Presents: Another Theory on Taylor Martinez’s Foot/Toe Injury
The theories are flying around, hot and thick, about how Taylor Martinez really injured his foot/toes/whateverBo’ssecretsocietyofdoctorsiscallingitnow. Here was my post with some of my best guesses...
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Smokescreen: What Really Happened at the Spurs V.S. Timberwolves Game in...
Last night, the Minnesota Timberwolves were supposed to play the San Antonio Spurs in Mexico City for a regular season matchup. However, the game ended up getting postponed when smoke mysteriously...
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Donald Sterling Edition (Now With Extra Racism)
So, you’re Donald Sterling. You’re a multi-kajillionaire who loves lawsuits and lousy basketball teams. You own a franchise that through your own ineptitude miraculously landed Blake Griffin and were...
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The Long-Awaited Return of the Friday F.U.s: A Message to “Gym Guy”
Long ago, when I was still a wet-behind-the-ears blogger just learning how to share files on the internet I came up with a recurring segment called “The Friday F.U.s” These absurd, ranting,...
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(*Repost Alert*) 2013’s Magnum Opus on Lincoln High School’s 2003 State...
(*Author’s note: it’s that time of year again. One of my favorite sporting events is here once more: the Nebraska High School State Basketball tournament. In what is becoming an annual tradition, I...
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